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wendy // 20
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dear diary.

my friend ellie is turning 20 and i think she needs money for her hip replacement surgery. she asked me for some adult diapers because she poos in her pants and that’s gross. oh, and i found out she’s a man. teehee.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELLIE. Um, so I don’t know what I did because you know I’m not good with this photoshop stuff but I thought I’d give it a go. Do you know how hard it is to find a smiling picture of Richard Madden? DO YOU? And then some texture abuse, etc etc. [Insert dirty joke here] Anyways, omg. the big 2-0 (even though you can’t legally drink, teehee). Make smart decisions and stuff. [Insert obligatory ‘I-love-you-so-glad-to-have-you-as-a-friend sentiment here] Don’t die and have fun today!!


dear diary.my friend ellie is turning 20 and i think she needs money for her hip replacement surgery. she asked me for some adult diapers because she poos in her pants and that’s gross. oh, and i found out she’s a man. teehee. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELLIE. Um, so I don’t know what I did because you know I’m not good with this photoshop stuff but I thought I’d give it a go. Do you know how hard it is to find a smiling picture of Richard Madden? DO YOU? And then some texture abuse, etc etc. [Insert dirty joke here]  Anyways, omg. the big 2-0 (even though you can’t legally drink, teehee). Make smart decisions and stuff. [Insert obligatory ‘I-love-you-so-glad-to-have-you-as-a-friend sentiment here] Don’t die and have fun today!!

dear diary.

my friend ellie is turning 20 and i think she needs money for her hip replacement surgery. she asked me for some adult diapers because she poos in her pants and that’s gross. oh, and i found out she’s a man. teehee.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELLIE. Um, so I don’t know what I did because you know I’m not good with this photoshop stuff but I thought I’d give it a go. Do you know how hard it is to find a smiling picture of Richard Madden? DO YOU? And then some texture abuse, etc etc. [Insert dirty joke here] Anyways, omg. the big 2-0 (even though you can’t legally drink, teehee). Make smart decisions and stuff. [Insert obligatory ‘I-love-you-so-glad-to-have-you-as-a-friend sentiment here] Don’t die and have fun today!!